Fashion Craze

I know this is old hat for some of you, but I just HAVE to put my two cents in about this.

What the hell is wrong with people today and their insistence on wearing clothes that are totally inappropriate for their body types, ages and even gender?

Case #1:

I go to the nearby mall on occasion to browse the stores and generally do some people watching. I almost ALWAYS see some kind of fat woman wearing spandex/lycra pants in a bright color (usually orange or yellow or sometimes white), a tight t-shirt that can or can not have a v-neck (more on this feature below), and to top it all off...some kind of day-glow colored underwear that just screams at you from underneath the pants. These underwear can be regular bikini panties but more often than not they're a G-string. In the case of a G-string however, the fat assed lady most definitely has a "whale tail" showing above the edge of her pants. Sometimes it isn't even a G-string showing but her regular panties have rolled-up her ass to resemble a G-string.

OWWWWW!!!!! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!!

Case #2:
The above mentioned t-shirts. I'm all for the phrase "If you got 'em, flaunt 'em". Hey I'm a guy after all. But there has got to be a limit to what you can flaunt. The same fat lady as above, with a v-neck t-shirt and size 44DD breasts. That size might be attractive on some girls, but not when they HANG like over-filled water balloons!!!!

Case #3:
The same fat broad with a t-shirt that doesn't completely cover her ample stomachs (yes, STOMACHS! Only a cow can have that many udders hanging from it). And she's still wearing those damned lycras!!!!

Addendum:
I worked recently at a university as a Financial Aid Facilitator. I helped the kids fill out out their FAFSA's. One girl came up to me to fill out her forms. She was a prime example of what I've described so far. She was beyond black. She was one of those purple skinned negroes (I have nothing against blacks, browns or any other color.). She was wearing tight jeans that were practically screaming for mercy (this is what I call a "5-3 girl". An ass 5 sizes too big in pants 3 sizes too small). She had a t-shirt that didn't quite make it all the way down (or over) her stomach. She looked like a giant chocalate muffin the way her stomach was squeezed over her jeans. She had a belly button ring on a belly button that looked like someone had punched a hole in a foam pillow. It looked like she was holding her car keys in there. Her t-shirt was stretched over a set of hanging water balloons (see above) and had the word "Princess" on it. And she was UGLY to boot. She could give the Devil nightmares!
I was required to ask this fashion guru what her email was. She said in Spanish, "Sexy Chick 69@.....". I almost threw up right there. The imagery alone... I gotta admire her self esteem though...

Case #4:
I've actually seen this. An old guy walking down the street in plaid shorts, a tank-top, black shoes and black socks, usually wearing suspenders as well. Who dresses the elderly?! I once saw an old guy dressed like this but in his BOXER SHORTS!!!!

Case #5:
I once worked with a woman who wore a black slip (the ones you wear UNDER your dress) without a dress over it. She swore it was an elegant evening gown. This is the same woman who would come to work wearing a skirt that was obviously meant to have the slits cut on the sides to show off her legs. Instead she had it rotated 90 degrees to show off her crotch.

Case #6:
What's with teenagers wearing their pants below their belt line? I've seen guys walking around with their pants nearly falling off their asses while showing off 90% of their boxers or briefs. Believe me guys, showing off your skid marks isn't attractive.

Case #7:
Middle-aged woman and above should NOT wear halter tops, tube tops or go braless. No explanations needed. This goes double for the girls with 44DD's. And while I'm on the topic of halter tops, please ladies, make sure your equipment fits the top. I've seen girls walking around with halter tops that are just a waste of cloth on them. I mean you must have at least an A cup to wear a halter, otherwise you're just a boy going drag.
The same applies for girls with slightly more breasts. Still small but more visible. They wear halters that are obviously meant for a woman with more than a B-cup. As a result we're getting nipple shots every 5 seconds. Not that I'd usually object to a free peep show, but more often than not, the show isn't all that good to begin with. (Pancakes come to mind...)

I could go on forever on this topic, but I think I made my point.

Now I need to get some Visine. My eyes hurt from the strain....