Ever notice that when you have an urge to go to the bathroom, it just gets stronger the closer you get to a toilet?
You can just start out having a slight discomfort, alerting you that you have to go 'whiz' or 'potty'. So you start walking to the nearest facilities. However, the closer you get to the bathroom, the harder it is to walk. Now you're in a life or death situation. You just gotta get to the toilet because if you don't you're sure to soil yourself.
It's even worse when you're in your car driving home. You feel the urge while you're 5 miles from home. It's manageable, you can hold it. No sweat. You start getting to within a mile from home and the flatulence begins. Now you're feeling a bit uncomfortable, but you can handle it. By the time you're pulling into the driveway, it's a mad dash for the keys, fighting to find the right one, trying to fit the keys into the various locks on your door, gate etc... All this while excersing great muscular control over your buttocks. *Clench* find key *CLENCH* Wrong key *CLEEEENNNCCCHHH!!!!*** You run to the bathroom and practically tear off your clothes in a panic with a total disregard to whether or not you're tearing the material. Who cares?! You're in a cold sweat and you're sure you'll explode all over the bathroom unless you get the clothes OFF and relieve yourself.
You know it's happened to you.
Now what I don't get is why that doesn't happen when you're already home, watching TV or whatever?
I think the cause for all this discomfort is the iron in our blood. Somehow it sets up a magnetic link to whatever toilet is nearest to us. The closer the source of magnetism, the stronger the attraction. That's why it feels like you're going to explode the closer your bottom gets to the toilet seat.
Then again this could be one of those great mysteries of life we'll never figure out until we die and reach Heaven.
