Heard on the radio the other day about one of the most outrageous things to ever happen in jail.
The Director of Correctional Facilities in Puerto Rico was talking about an inmate who got beaten to a pulp because his cellphone started ringing. Why?
It wasn't an offensive ringtone.
It wasn't interrupting someone's sleep.
It wasn't interrupting a sermon or movie.
So why?
Well for starters, cellphones are verbotten in jail. So obviously, when the phone started ringing, everyone wanted to get their hands on it to make a call outside. But where was the ringing coming from?
Turns out the culprit was sitting on his cellphone. More exactly, the cellphone was "roaming" up his butt!!! HUH???!!!!
This guy somehow smuggled a cellphone into jail, then shoved it up his butt to keep anyone from finding out he had one. Hmmm...must have been one of the smaller Razors or Nokia's. Could you imagine if this had happend 10 years ago when the cellphones were a LOT bulkier?!!! OUCH!!!
And how the hell was he supposed to talk on a phone that had been where no man had gone before (scratch that, he WAS in jail after all. What were the possibilities?)? Just thinking about the smell alone!!!
I wonder if he got good reception in that area?
(**A note to Japan and the cellphone manufacturers: Stop making these phones so small. There's no telling where they might end up.**)
Maybe next time he'll remember to have the courtesy to put it on vibrate.
The Director of Correctional Facilities in Puerto Rico was talking about an inmate who got beaten to a pulp because his cellphone started ringing. Why?
It wasn't an offensive ringtone.
It wasn't interrupting someone's sleep.
It wasn't interrupting a sermon or movie.
So why?
Well for starters, cellphones are verbotten in jail. So obviously, when the phone started ringing, everyone wanted to get their hands on it to make a call outside. But where was the ringing coming from?
Turns out the culprit was sitting on his cellphone. More exactly, the cellphone was "roaming" up his butt!!! HUH???!!!!
This guy somehow smuggled a cellphone into jail, then shoved it up his butt to keep anyone from finding out he had one. Hmmm...must have been one of the smaller Razors or Nokia's. Could you imagine if this had happend 10 years ago when the cellphones were a LOT bulkier?!!! OUCH!!!
And how the hell was he supposed to talk on a phone that had been where no man had gone before (scratch that, he WAS in jail after all. What were the possibilities?)? Just thinking about the smell alone!!!
I wonder if he got good reception in that area?
(**A note to Japan and the cellphone manufacturers: Stop making these phones so small. There's no telling where they might end up.**)
Maybe next time he'll remember to have the courtesy to put it on vibrate.
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